Bag Dag Fag Gag Hag Jag Lag Mag Nag Rag Sag Tag Vag Wag Zag. Eff you AEIOU and Y.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Happy Christmas everyone!!

Amazing!! Christmas was simply splendid! We had breakfast which I made: FRENCH TOAST!! We had a very elaborate snack and a delicious dinner! AND we had presents. I recieved a variety of wonderful treats.
From my parents:
1. Jewellery cleaner (batter operated!!)
2. Red pocket
3. A car

From sister:
4. suspenders
5. Lancome products+vanity bag

From boyfriend:
6. Wall-E robot
7. Kitty kup
8. Kitty kanister
9. a ring

AMAZING. I am so happy. First off, #3 = car?! YAYAYAYAY. I can't drive, but it will definately help Deric and me out. Next, #5 = expensive. I didn't think my sister had it in her! I'm glad she did. Finally, #9 = ring. It is beautiful. I love it. It is an anniversary one, and it is ...=]. I love my bf.

I hope your Christmas was just as fantastic as mine was!!

Pieroguie slept ALLL DAYYY!!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Awaiting

Do you have THAT person/ group of people ("that" is referred to as a demonstrative pronoun!!) in your life that makes your life THAT much more complicated ("that" is not referred to as a demonstrative pronoun!!)? Here is the scenario:
They said they would arrive at 12.
By 12, they meant 2.
But then they said they meant 2
Is it logical to think 4 then?
Yes.
But then they said they may not come at all.
But they could be.
Yet they are working until 2.
They will come over after work.
is 4 still fine to assume?
OH POO!!

And then they call me as 12 and say they are coming.

Welcome to my family. Speaking of irritation... THE CAT.

Is he recovering?
Yes.
Was it traumatic last night?
Yes.
Is he allowed on the bed now?
No.
Did he try?
Yes.
Did he try several times? 
Yes.
Is he in trouble still?
Yes.
Is he sleeping on the bf?
Yes.
The picture is coming soon.

Loneliness

Loneliness is sitting within a confinement space one size two small for your fat ass. Loneliness is making friends with piles of shit and piss... YOUR OWN shit and piss. Loneliness is unable to communicate with anyone else except your own echo. Some like loneliness while others simply don't. Pieroguie hates it. He is in the corner bitching and bitching and bitching... begging and begging and begging to be let out of the hamster cage he was shoved into. This hamster cage  (two story cage) is his prision. He is fine. He is punished. What did he do?

He found his bag of food, tore it up and ate 2KG worth. He is also 3X the size. What an analdouche. He will be disciplined for an hour under there. I hope he learns his lesson.

Speaking of loneliness...
One new year's resolution for me... get friends other than my cat and my chars on WoW.

Friday, December 19, 2008

t3h Roguiez.


My cat is a co0o0o0o0ol cat. Dat cat is fat. His name is PIEROGUIE and spelled that way too!
Why? Get ready for the most heartfelt explanation you have ever laid your eyes on.

I named my kittie after my rogue in WoW. My rogue is named "pieROGUiE". 
She, my gnome rogue, is not a high level. She is a lowbie and I intend to keep her that way! 
She is my banker, but not really. I tell her she is to make her feel better. 
I have not logged onto her in months. 

But my kittie... now he is something. He definately  is a sneaky one. 
LIKE... a SERIOUSLY sneaky one. Oh geez. That is one sneaky kittie.

Another thing: "kittie". I understand it isn't really conventional, but kiss my ass. It is cute.

IT IS CHRISTMAS: here, HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!


Thursday, December 18, 2008

Vowels were the smarter ones. Consonants were the majority.

Bag Dag Fag Gag Hag Jag Lag Mag Nag Rag Sag Tag Vag Wag Zag

Eff you AEIOU and Y.