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Showing posts with label WoW. Show all posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Eat what you farm

I eat rice.
Deric eats potatoes.
I like rice with ANYTHING.
Deric like potatoes with salt.
I could eat rice anyday.
Deric could eat potatoes everyday.
Rice has a long shelf life.
Potatoes don't have as long as one.
Rice can be eaten hard or soft.
Potatoes can be eaten hard or soft.

The important thing is that we are following our ancestries. Get in touch with your roots and eat what you farm.

I really want "eat what you farm" to be my new guild name.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Loneliness

Loneliness is sitting within a confinement space one size two small for your fat ass. Loneliness is making friends with piles of shit and piss... YOUR OWN shit and piss. Loneliness is unable to communicate with anyone else except your own echo. Some like loneliness while others simply don't. Pieroguie hates it. He is in the corner bitching and bitching and bitching... begging and begging and begging to be let out of the hamster cage he was shoved into. This hamster cage  (two story cage) is his prision. He is fine. He is punished. What did he do?

He found his bag of food, tore it up and ate 2KG worth. He is also 3X the size. What an analdouche. He will be disciplined for an hour under there. I hope he learns his lesson.

Speaking of loneliness...
One new year's resolution for me... get friends other than my cat and my chars on WoW.